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Right.

Heading to the med bay now. See you then.

Alright. I'll be here.

[And sure enough Garrus saunters right into the med-bay]

[Like a baws]

Hey.

Hey.

[Tali's working on the innards of a console as he enters. She only looks up briefly at him before returning to her work.]

[Even with one word, it's not all that hard to tell she's been running herself ragged.]

[That earns a sigh from Garrus here as he eventually winds up beside her, oh-so-casually leaning against the console she's working on and just watching]

[and watching]

[aaannnd watching]

[until finally he sticks a hand out, deliberately blocking her from plugging in that one wire]

[She fails to notice and tries to plug it in anyway, ending up just poking Garrus in the finger.]

[...]

[Wait, that wasn't supposed to happen.]

Garrus, what are you doing?

Just testing something out. Don't mind me.

[Tali's sane enough at the moment to call Garrus on his BS, luckily.]

What are you getting at? This isn't helping.

I'm not getting at anything.

I was testing your reflexes.

By the way, you failed.

...

[Dammit Garrus]

I'll just have to turn on the wires next time.

[SMIRKING MCSMIRK]

Or you can finish up and get some shut-eye.

I said I'll get sleep once I'm done here.

And I'm saying 'being done here' means once you're done with this console and not with the whole med bay.

I'm not going to be able to sleep if I don't get what I want to done...

I'll take care of what's left in the med bay once you've finished this console. It's got nothing to do with the drive core, so I won't screw it up.

But-

[She wants to argue, but can't, knowing that Garrus can in fact handle this just fine.]

...[/sigh]

Alright, I'll go to bed after this.

Sounds good.

[Implied: Garrus will be making sure of that 8|]

[Already she's thinking of escape plans. Is there any maintenance shaft that she can fit into that Garus can't...?]

[In the meantime she'll finish up the console. The medi-gel dispensers should be online once she's done.]

[If there's any maintenance shaft that can withstand the collective girth of their hips, it only exists in legends]

[Garrus doesn't babysit her while she works-- he knows that if anyone ever did that to him while he was in the battery, it'd drive him nuts. So he tinkers with a couple of other things in the room instead, keeping an eye out for any sign of her finishing.]

[When he does realize it, he taps her shoulder and jerks his head towards the door]

Ready?

[Damn. He caught her just in time. The fatigue is finally starting to catch up with her, though. Actually following Garrus's advice sounded like a good idea, but she still doesn't want to.]

[Because that would bean Garrus was right, and she can't have that. Petty, yes, but petty is about as good as one can be after several days with minimal sleep.]

...Yeah.

[She closes the panel and stands up, pausing for a bit to try to find some delaying tactic.]

Can I make sure it works, first?

[Garrus here is completely unsuspecting to any delay tactic]

[gdit Tali]

Sure. Need me to do anything to help?

Yes, go to the medi-gel dispenser and see if it works. I want to make sure I entered the pressure correctly.

[This might be where the problems start. In her tiredness, she may have entered something like 300 psi instead of, say, 30.]

All right. Just give me a sec.

[And poor, unwitting Garrus saunters on over to the dispenser, where he expects a vial of the stuff to pop out into his hand, all safe and warm]

[Nope]

[Instead he has a split second before he doubles over, feeling as though he's been kicked in the stomach]

[Which he kind of has]

[Tali heard the impact before she saw what happened, but it was still far funnier than it had any right to be. Again, blame the lack of sleep.]

[So instead of closing the panels, she's doubled over as well, only laughing instead of being in pain.]

[IF HE COULD BREATHE HE'D YELL AT YOU]

[BUT HE CAN'T]

[YOU ASSHOLE]

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