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Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
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Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-13 05:01 am (UTC)
From:
calibrating
All right. Just give me a sec.
[And poor, unwitting Garrus saunters on over to the dispenser, where he expects a vial of the stuff to pop out into his hand, all safe and warm]
[Nope]
[Instead he has a split second before he doubles over, feeling as though he's been kicked in the stomach]
[Which he kind of has]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-13 05:26 am (UTC)
From:
shotgunhacks
[Tali heard the impact before she saw what happened, but it was still far funnier than it had any right to be. Again, blame the lack of sleep.]
[So instead of closing the panels, she's doubled over as well, only laughing instead of being in pain.]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-13 07:14 am (UTC)
From:
calibrating
[IF HE COULD BREATHE HE'D YELL AT YOU]
[BUT HE CAN'T]
[YOU ASSHOLE]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-14 01:33 am (UTC)
From:
shotgunhacks
[Yeah give her a minute to calm down.]
S-sorry...
[he he]
I'll fix it...
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-14 08:58 pm (UTC)
From:
calibrating
[Garrus is going to just keep on bracing himself against the wall with one arm while he tries to catch his breath]
[With his free hand, he's also going to flick at the tip of a mandible at her. Basically the turian way of giving someone the finger]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-15 04:31 pm (UTC)
From:
shotgunhacks
[And that... only makes her crack up more.]
[She still does manage to fix the problem, though.]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-15 06:44 pm (UTC)
From:
calibrating
[Oh]
[Oh good]
[Everything's fixed]
[And Garrus can move now]
[His first order of business? GENTLY whapping Tali right on the side of the head. Helmet. Thing.]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-15 08:01 pm (UTC)
From:
shotgunhacks
[
Thunnnnnnng
.]
[To be fair, she had it coming.]
It was an accident, I swear. Just an extra zero.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-15 08:25 pm (UTC)
From:
calibrating
Uh-huh. Right.
[He places a hand in the middle of her back and starts guiding her towards the door]
C'mon. Bedtime. Before you
actually
kill me.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-16 08:01 am (UTC)
From:
shotgunhacks
[She doesn't have the strength at the moment to resist, but that doesn't mean the snark ends there.]
Can't I try one more time? I want to see the look on Mordin's face when the autopsy shows you were killed with medi-gel.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-16 01:15 pm (UTC)
From:
calibrating
As much as I love irony... I'm gonna have to pass on that one.
Now c'mon. Don't make me carry you.
[Because he'll do it]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-16 02:07 pm (UTC)
From:
shotgunhacks
Really? You would?
[She starts to resist just a bit. Stop giving her ideas, Garrus.]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-16 02:30 pm (UTC)
From:
calibrating
[SIGH]
[He got himself into this one]
[Watch out Tali, Garrus just did a whole princely carry grab thing]
[WHATEVER YOU'RE GETTING CARRIED]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-16 02:50 pm (UTC)
From:
shotgunhacks
[Ooh mr vakarian oooohhh]
[Tali will enjoy this small victory, and then tell Shepard about it because she wants to see him do this to her.]
I should stay up more often, if you're going to do this.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-16 03:01 pm (UTC)
From:
calibrating
Don't get comfortable.
There are
plenty
of doors I can accidentally bump your head against.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-16 03:05 pm (UTC)
From:
shotgunhacks
And there's still a pistol on my hip that can accidentally go off on your foot.
[For once she doesn't have a shotgun, but there still is a pistol there. Talon, to be exact, which is pretty much a shotgun in pistol form.]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-16 06:04 pm (UTC)
From:
calibrating
[SHE'S SHOT THE MANTIS ONCE BEFORE. He's not going to test that again]
Yeah, yeah. Where are you staying so I know where to go.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-16 08:29 pm (UTC)
From:
shotgunhacks
In the crew quarters is fine. Wherever there's a bed.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-17 02:08 am (UTC)
From:
calibrating
All right, fine.
[AND OFF THEY GO]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-17 03:14 am (UTC)
From:
shotgunhacks
[Of course, the crew quarters are across the hall from the med bay, so there's not far to go.]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-19 04:37 am (UTC)
From:
calibrating
[PERFECT]
[GARRUS IS JUST GOING TO PLOP TALI ON THE BED UNCEREMONIOUSLY]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-19 05:47 am (UTC)
From:
shotgunhacks
Oof!
[She gets slightly winded as she lands on the bed.]
You really need to work on that part.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-19 01:58 pm (UTC)
From:
calibrating
Sorry about that.
Guess I haven't fully recovered from that violent medi-gel assault.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-19 06:11 pm (UTC)
From:
shotgunhacks
You can take a rocket to the face, but a tube of medi-gel is what slows you down?
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date:
2012-10-19 07:27 pm (UTC)
From:
calibrating
Hey, at least taking the rocket was cool. I had that to keep me going.
The medi-gel to the stomach? Noooot so much.
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Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-13 05:01 am (UTC)[And poor, unwitting Garrus saunters on over to the dispenser, where he expects a vial of the stuff to pop out into his hand, all safe and warm]
[Nope]
[Instead he has a split second before he doubles over, feeling as though he's been kicked in the stomach]
[Which he kind of has]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-13 05:26 am (UTC)[So instead of closing the panels, she's doubled over as well, only laughing instead of being in pain.]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-13 07:14 am (UTC)[BUT HE CAN'T]
[YOU ASSHOLE]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-14 01:33 am (UTC)S-sorry... [he he] I'll fix it...
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-14 08:58 pm (UTC)[With his free hand, he's also going to flick at the tip of a mandible at her. Basically the turian way of giving someone the finger]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-15 04:31 pm (UTC)[She still does manage to fix the problem, though.]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-15 06:44 pm (UTC)[Oh good]
[Everything's fixed]
[And Garrus can move now]
[His first order of business? GENTLY whapping Tali right on the side of the head. Helmet. Thing.]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-15 08:01 pm (UTC)[To be fair, she had it coming.]
It was an accident, I swear. Just an extra zero.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-15 08:25 pm (UTC)[He places a hand in the middle of her back and starts guiding her towards the door]
C'mon. Bedtime. Before you actually kill me.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-16 08:01 am (UTC)Can't I try one more time? I want to see the look on Mordin's face when the autopsy shows you were killed with medi-gel.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-16 01:15 pm (UTC)Now c'mon. Don't make me carry you.
[Because he'll do it]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-16 02:07 pm (UTC)[She starts to resist just a bit. Stop giving her ideas, Garrus.]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-16 02:30 pm (UTC)[He got himself into this one]
[Watch out Tali, Garrus just did a whole princely carry grab thing]
[WHATEVER YOU'RE GETTING CARRIED]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-16 02:50 pm (UTC)[Tali will enjoy this small victory, and then tell Shepard about it because she wants to see him do this to her.]
I should stay up more often, if you're going to do this.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-16 03:01 pm (UTC)There are plenty of doors I can accidentally bump your head against.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-16 03:05 pm (UTC)[For once she doesn't have a shotgun, but there still is a pistol there. Talon, to be exact, which is pretty much a shotgun in pistol form.]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-16 06:04 pm (UTC)Yeah, yeah. Where are you staying so I know where to go.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-16 08:29 pm (UTC)Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-17 02:08 am (UTC)[AND OFF THEY GO]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-17 03:14 am (UTC)Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-19 04:37 am (UTC)[GARRUS IS JUST GOING TO PLOP TALI ON THE BED UNCEREMONIOUSLY]
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-19 05:47 am (UTC)[She gets slightly winded as she lands on the bed.]
You really need to work on that part.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-19 01:58 pm (UTC)Guess I haven't fully recovered from that violent medi-gel assault.
Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-19 06:11 pm (UTC)Re: [ACTIONPANTS]
Date: 2012-10-19 07:27 pm (UTC)The medi-gel to the stomach? Noooot so much.
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