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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-12 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Garrus here is completely unsuspecting to any delay tactic]

[gdit Tali]

Sure. Need me to do anything to help?
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[personal profile] shotgunhacks 2012-10-12 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, go to the medi-gel dispenser and see if it works. I want to make sure I entered the pressure correctly.

[This might be where the problems start. In her tiredness, she may have entered something like 300 psi instead of, say, 30.]
calibrating: (THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT)

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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-13 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
All right. Just give me a sec.

[And poor, unwitting Garrus saunters on over to the dispenser, where he expects a vial of the stuff to pop out into his hand, all safe and warm]

[Nope]

[Instead he has a split second before he doubles over, feeling as though he's been kicked in the stomach]

[Which he kind of has]
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[personal profile] shotgunhacks 2012-10-13 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Tali heard the impact before she saw what happened, but it was still far funnier than it had any right to be. Again, blame the lack of sleep.]

[So instead of closing the panels, she's doubled over as well, only laughing instead of being in pain.]
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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-13 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[IF HE COULD BREATHE HE'D YELL AT YOU]

[BUT HE CAN'T]

[YOU ASSHOLE]
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[personal profile] shotgunhacks 2012-10-14 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah give her a minute to calm down.]

S-sorry... [he he] I'll fix it...
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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-14 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Garrus is going to just keep on bracing himself against the wall with one arm while he tries to catch his breath]

[With his free hand, he's also going to flick at the tip of a mandible at her. Basically the turian way of giving someone the finger]
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[personal profile] shotgunhacks 2012-10-15 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[And that... only makes her crack up more.]

[She still does manage to fix the problem, though.]
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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-15 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh]

[Oh good]

[Everything's fixed]

[And Garrus can move now]

[His first order of business? GENTLY whapping Tali right on the side of the head. Helmet. Thing.]
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[personal profile] shotgunhacks 2012-10-15 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thunnnnnnng.]

[To be fair, she had it coming.]

It was an accident, I swear. Just an extra zero.
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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-15 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. Right.

[He places a hand in the middle of her back and starts guiding her towards the door]

C'mon. Bedtime. Before you actually kill me.
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[personal profile] shotgunhacks 2012-10-16 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't have the strength at the moment to resist, but that doesn't mean the snark ends there.]

Can't I try one more time? I want to see the look on Mordin's face when the autopsy shows you were killed with medi-gel.
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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-16 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
As much as I love irony... I'm gonna have to pass on that one.

Now c'mon. Don't make me carry you.

[Because he'll do it]
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[personal profile] shotgunhacks 2012-10-16 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? You would?

[She starts to resist just a bit. Stop giving her ideas, Garrus.]
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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-16 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[SIGH]

[He got himself into this one]

[Watch out Tali, Garrus just did a whole princely carry grab thing]

[WHATEVER YOU'RE GETTING CARRIED]
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[personal profile] shotgunhacks 2012-10-16 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ooh mr vakarian oooohhh]

[Tali will enjoy this small victory, and then tell Shepard about it because she wants to see him do this to her.]

I should stay up more often, if you're going to do this.
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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-16 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't get comfortable.

There are plenty of doors I can accidentally bump your head against.
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[personal profile] shotgunhacks 2012-10-16 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
And there's still a pistol on my hip that can accidentally go off on your foot.

[For once she doesn't have a shotgun, but there still is a pistol there. Talon, to be exact, which is pretty much a shotgun in pistol form.]
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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-16 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHE'S SHOT THE MANTIS ONCE BEFORE. He's not going to test that again]

Yeah, yeah. Where are you staying so I know where to go.
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[personal profile] shotgunhacks 2012-10-16 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
In the crew quarters is fine. Wherever there's a bed.
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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-17 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
All right, fine.

[AND OFF THEY GO]
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[personal profile] shotgunhacks 2012-10-17 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course, the crew quarters are across the hall from the med bay, so there's not far to go.]
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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-19 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[PERFECT]

[GARRUS IS JUST GOING TO PLOP TALI ON THE BED UNCEREMONIOUSLY]
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[personal profile] shotgunhacks 2012-10-19 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oof!

[She gets slightly winded as she lands on the bed.]

You really need to work on that part.
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[personal profile] calibrating 2012-10-19 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry about that.

Guess I haven't fully recovered from that violent medi-gel assault.

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