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Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[shotgunhacks]

[Ooh mr vakarian oooohhh]

[Tali will enjoy this small victory, and then tell Shepard about it because she wants to see him do this to her.]

I should stay up more often, if you're going to do this.

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[calibrating]

Don't get comfortable.

There are plenty of doors I can accidentally bump your head against.

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[shotgunhacks]

And there's still a pistol on my hip that can accidentally go off on your foot.

[For once she doesn't have a shotgun, but there still is a pistol there. Talon, to be exact, which is pretty much a shotgun in pistol form.]

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[calibrating]

[SHE'S SHOT THE MANTIS ONCE BEFORE. He's not going to test that again]

Yeah, yeah. Where are you staying so I know where to go.

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[shotgunhacks]

In the crew quarters is fine. Wherever there's a bed.

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[calibrating]

All right, fine.

[AND OFF THEY GO]

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[shotgunhacks]

[Of course, the crew quarters are across the hall from the med bay, so there's not far to go.]

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[calibrating]

[PERFECT]

[GARRUS IS JUST GOING TO PLOP TALI ON THE BED UNCEREMONIOUSLY]

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[shotgunhacks]

Oof!

[She gets slightly winded as she lands on the bed.]

You really need to work on that part.

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[calibrating]

Sorry about that.

Guess I haven't fully recovered from that violent medi-gel assault.

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[shotgunhacks]

You can take a rocket to the face, but a tube of medi-gel is what slows you down?

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[calibrating]

Hey, at least taking the rocket was cool. I had that to keep me going.

The medi-gel to the stomach? Noooot so much.

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[shotgunhacks]

So you survive off of coolness?

[This is giving her ideas. Be wary, Garrus.]

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[calibrating]

Oh, I don't just survive, I thrive off it.

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[shotgunhacks]

I didn't know that.

[This means she has to test it out.]

[Later, though. After sleeping.]

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[calibrating]

It's okay, Tali.

Not all of us can be stylish enough to figure that out.

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[shotgunhacks]

You're just jealous the rest of us don't need extra style to thrive.

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[calibrating]

And you're just jealous you don't have it.

See? It balances out.

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[shotgunhacks]

You're lucky I'm too tired to come up with a good comeback for that.

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[calibrating]

Uh-huh.

Go to sleep, you dork.

[Garrus doesn't leave just yet, he actually just kind of leans against the wall, clearly waiting for her to drift off]

[Because having a giant bird hovering at your bedside isn't unnerving and counterproductive or anything]

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[shotgunhacks]

[There would be another snarky comment here about the hovering.]

[That is, if Tali didn't pass out almost immediately after.]

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[calibrating]

[Once he's sure Tali's out he's gonna throw a blanket on her]

[SHE MAY NOT NEED IT BUT DAMN IT HE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING NICE]

[IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S HIS BESTIE OR ANYTHING]

[STUPID!!!!!]

[Anyway he's gonna leave now, GOOD NIGHT, TALI]