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[shotgunhacks]

You've reached Tali'zorah vas Normandy.

Leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can.

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[calibrating]

[IF HE COULD BREATHE HE'D YELL AT YOU]

[BUT HE CAN'T]

[YOU ASSHOLE]

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[shotgunhacks]

[Yeah give her a minute to calm down.]

S-sorry... [he he] I'll fix it...

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[calibrating]

[Garrus is going to just keep on bracing himself against the wall with one arm while he tries to catch his breath]

[With his free hand, he's also going to flick at the tip of a mandible at her. Basically the turian way of giving someone the finger]

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[shotgunhacks]

[And that... only makes her crack up more.]

[She still does manage to fix the problem, though.]

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[calibrating]

[Oh]

[Oh good]

[Everything's fixed]

[And Garrus can move now]

[His first order of business? GENTLY whapping Tali right on the side of the head. Helmet. Thing.]

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[shotgunhacks]

[Thunnnnnnng.]

[To be fair, she had it coming.]

It was an accident, I swear. Just an extra zero.

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[calibrating]

Uh-huh. Right.

[He places a hand in the middle of her back and starts guiding her towards the door]

C'mon. Bedtime. Before you actually kill me.

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[shotgunhacks]

[She doesn't have the strength at the moment to resist, but that doesn't mean the snark ends there.]

Can't I try one more time? I want to see the look on Mordin's face when the autopsy shows you were killed with medi-gel.

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[calibrating]

As much as I love irony... I'm gonna have to pass on that one.

Now c'mon. Don't make me carry you.

[Because he'll do it]

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[shotgunhacks]

Really? You would?

[She starts to resist just a bit. Stop giving her ideas, Garrus.]

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[calibrating]

[SIGH]

[He got himself into this one]

[Watch out Tali, Garrus just did a whole princely carry grab thing]

[WHATEVER YOU'RE GETTING CARRIED]

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[shotgunhacks]

[Ooh mr vakarian oooohhh]

[Tali will enjoy this small victory, and then tell Shepard about it because she wants to see him do this to her.]

I should stay up more often, if you're going to do this.

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[calibrating]

Don't get comfortable.

There are plenty of doors I can accidentally bump your head against.

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[shotgunhacks]

And there's still a pistol on my hip that can accidentally go off on your foot.

[For once she doesn't have a shotgun, but there still is a pistol there. Talon, to be exact, which is pretty much a shotgun in pistol form.]

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[calibrating]

[SHE'S SHOT THE MANTIS ONCE BEFORE. He's not going to test that again]

Yeah, yeah. Where are you staying so I know where to go.

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[shotgunhacks]

In the crew quarters is fine. Wherever there's a bed.

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[calibrating]

All right, fine.

[AND OFF THEY GO]

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[shotgunhacks]

[Of course, the crew quarters are across the hall from the med bay, so there's not far to go.]

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[calibrating]

[PERFECT]

[GARRUS IS JUST GOING TO PLOP TALI ON THE BED UNCEREMONIOUSLY]

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[shotgunhacks]

Oof!

[She gets slightly winded as she lands on the bed.]

You really need to work on that part.

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[calibrating]

Sorry about that.

Guess I haven't fully recovered from that violent medi-gel assault.

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[shotgunhacks]

You can take a rocket to the face, but a tube of medi-gel is what slows you down?

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[calibrating]

Hey, at least taking the rocket was cool. I had that to keep me going.

The medi-gel to the stomach? Noooot so much.

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[shotgunhacks]

So you survive off of coolness?

[This is giving her ideas. Be wary, Garrus.]

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[calibrating]

Oh, I don't just survive, I thrive off it.