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[shotgunhacks]

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Leave a message. I'll get back to you when I can.

Comments

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[calibrating]

Sorry about that.

Guess I haven't fully recovered from that violent medi-gel assault.

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[shotgunhacks]

You can take a rocket to the face, but a tube of medi-gel is what slows you down?

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[calibrating]

Hey, at least taking the rocket was cool. I had that to keep me going.

The medi-gel to the stomach? Noooot so much.

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[shotgunhacks]

So you survive off of coolness?

[This is giving her ideas. Be wary, Garrus.]

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[calibrating]

Oh, I don't just survive, I thrive off it.

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[shotgunhacks]

I didn't know that.

[This means she has to test it out.]

[Later, though. After sleeping.]

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[calibrating]

It's okay, Tali.

Not all of us can be stylish enough to figure that out.

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[shotgunhacks]

You're just jealous the rest of us don't need extra style to thrive.

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[calibrating]

And you're just jealous you don't have it.

See? It balances out.

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[shotgunhacks]

You're lucky I'm too tired to come up with a good comeback for that.

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[calibrating]

Uh-huh.

Go to sleep, you dork.

[Garrus doesn't leave just yet, he actually just kind of leans against the wall, clearly waiting for her to drift off]

[Because having a giant bird hovering at your bedside isn't unnerving and counterproductive or anything]

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[shotgunhacks]

[There would be another snarky comment here about the hovering.]

[That is, if Tali didn't pass out almost immediately after.]

Re: [ACTIONPANTS]

[calibrating]

[Once he's sure Tali's out he's gonna throw a blanket on her]

[SHE MAY NOT NEED IT BUT DAMN IT HE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING NICE]

[IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S HIS BESTIE OR ANYTHING]

[STUPID!!!!!]

[Anyway he's gonna leave now, GOOD NIGHT, TALI]